Ich nehme an, dass du nun "offiziell" dazu beauftragt wirst.

The next morning I wake up and my back is sore. I think that is a little weird and I think, "I'm gonna put some ice on this b!tch!"
I'm like the only black guy I saw in this whole area and they were probably like "What the hell is the black dude up to?" The ambulance finally arrived and there were two women and one small man trying to lift me onto this little @ss board.